Posts Tagged obama on Go, Team Internet!

I had a scary dream Obama was assassinated.

2009-01-01T05:57:05-08:00

ZOMG. Best. Thing. Ever.

2008-11-14T10:01:17-08:00

Super Obama World!

This has to stop. We can't have some sort of pansy president who hugs people and is NICE all of the time!

2008-11-11T05:40:28-08:00

I'm relieved we now have a president (elect) that is smarter than me

2008-11-11T04:07:25-08:00

dizzee rascal fo prime minister. yeah, s'appnin' (dizzee rascal on obama)

2008-11-06T06:51:09-08:00

THIS IS PERFECT.

gray states reprezent.

2008-11-05T07:17:59-08:00

Q~ To the American majority on this site: People in my country, and others around the world (including yours, I'm sure) were utterly confused by your re-election of Bush in 2004. Anti-American sentiments have intensified in recent years, all over the world. That said - you got it right in 2008! Subsequently, the international community are bound to re-think their opinions of America and its people. Is this important to you?

2008-11-05T12:54:09-08:00

OH HELLS YESSSSSS it's about fucking time. we got a bottle of champagne open here. how are you Baracking the house tonight?

2008-11-04T08:43:15-08:00

My heart is still racing after voting. It's been all day. I can't wait to watch the results from Michelle's place and go all sdfjksdfhkfjh! I'm going to pee my pants! I need to know NOW!

2008-11-04T12:09:05-08:00

I am trying to get in early on what I'm sure will be a huge trend by renaming this website to "The Barack Obama Memorial Go Team Internet Website."

2008-11-04T10:23:52-08:00

Electoral Math Update: McCain must now convert Blue States

2008-10-27T05:58:06-07:00

This morning, Chuck Todd (political director for NBC) officially moved VA and CO into the blue column (CNN had moved VA over a week ago). This puts Obama at 286, well above the 270 threshold.

The interesting thing is that the McCain camp is going after PA, a state that has been considered blue by most polls for weeks. The reasoning for this is that GOP fell behind in ground game in VA and CO, and they don't have the infrastructure in place to compete there. However, as Todd pointed out, even if McCain were to take PA, as well as FL, OH, NC, IN, and MO, Obama only has to take NV to still reach 270.

Unless a miracle happens, the race is over.

Caption This:

2008-10-16T10:58:01-07:00

Christopher Hitchens on why he is supporting Obama-Biden

2008-10-13T05:52:12-07:00

MCCAIN LACKS THE CHARACTER AND TEMPERAMENT TO BE PRESIDENT. AND PALIN IS SIMPLY A DISGRACE.

New episode of my podcast: Interview with Blue State Digital, Obama's Internet strategy consultants.

2008-10-06T01:02:43-07:00

For my poor American team-members who are worried that McCain has overtaken Obama in the latest Gallop poll

2008-09-07T09:19:07-07:00

Popular vote =/= win thank jeebus. When the bookmakers are backing you then you know you're doing something right.

Own Your Failure

2008-08-29T01:10:49-07:00

Inspired by Barack Obama's speech last night when he said Republicans need to "own their failure," I created a new site where you can take responsibility for one of the reasons the world sucks so much now!

From CNN.com: "By early evening, the line of people seeking to get into Invesco Field to hear Obama's address stretched for six miles, and the crowd that filled the stadium was more than 80,000 strong." "The McCain campaign is hoping to have 15,000 people at the Ohio event, roughly five times the size of his largest crowd to date." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

2008-08-28T11:50:28-07:00

John McCain 1999: ""One of the things I've never tried to do is exploit my Vietnam service to my country, because it would be totally inappropriate to do so." John McCain, 2008: "I spent five and a half years in a prison cell. I didn't have a house. I didn't have a kitchen table. I didn't have a table. I didn't have a chair. And I didn't spend those five-and-a-half years because, not because I wanted to get a house when I got out."

2008-08-27T09:52:11-07:00

Ok, PUMAs. Get your wrasselin' clothes on!

2008-08-26T11:04:11-07:00

I am going to personally wrassle every last one of you PUMA mofos who votes for McCain because Hilary lost the election.

That's right - Hilary lost. It wasn't stolen from her, it wasn't taken from her because she was a woman. She didn't run the right campaign, and she lost. If you don't believe me, read this: http://www.politico.com/relentless/.

In 2000, I was a Bill Bradley guy. I was sick and tired of the Clinton policys - the centrist DLC positions were, in MY opinion destined for failure. At the time, Gore was very much a continuation of those policies, and I wasn't a fan. Then Bradley lost. And I voted for Gore.

I voted for Gore because he would have been a billion times better than Bush. It was evitdent in 2000 that Bush would not make a competent president, and that Gore would be compentent if uninspiring.

Then - and I bet a lot of Hilary supporters join me in believing this - Nader got in, and Gore ended up losing largely because of Nader. Lots of people - myself included - blamed Nader. Lots of PUMAs blamed Nader.

Now, because it's the horse THEY are backing, PUMAs are threatening to vote for McCain. They can't get over their petty little egos, hold their nose, and vote for Obama, because he was not their first choice.

Get. the fuck. over it.

However you feel about Obama, if you are a Democrat, you have to believe that he will be a damn sight better than McCain. Still, the PUMAs will vote McCain, and try to take others down with them because they are babies. Whiny, poopy-pantsed babies.

So, PUMAs: If you vote for McCain, you best be ready to wrestle because I am on the turnbuckle and my flying elbow is coming down on your head.

Joe Biden!!!

2008-08-23T02:55:18-07:00