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Friday, Oct 17th
pepperoni posted, (83 days ago)

last night, i told a lie. when a guy asked me if i'd like to go out sometime for a drink, i told him i had a boyfriend. i've not done that before! let's speculate about my imaginary boyfriend here.

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Monday, May 5th
aisforalisha posted, (248 days ago)

one of my bffs is moving to michigan with her boyfriend.. i'm sad. comfort me?

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Wednesday, Apr 30th
Jesse posted, (253 days ago)

"Oh, well my boyfriend..."

This is pretty much my life these days:


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Tuesday, Apr 8th
dimpelotomous posted, (275 days ago)

I wish I could rent a boyfriend. Then turn him in the next day when he's due. Do they make those? I don't want a prostitute though.

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Thursday, Apr 3rd
Mickipedia posted, (280 days ago)

goddammit my dog still smells like ass. my boyfriend is supposed to give him a bath. come to think of it, he needs one too.

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Friday, Mar 21st
kirsty! posted, (293 days ago)

i just woke up to an easter egg in the kitchen with two post-it notes attached. one says 'happy easter chris, love alan and ethel'. the other says 'kirsty dear, please pass this on to chris if he'll not be around here'. MY PARENTS ARE THE CUEST EVER.

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Wednesday, Mar 19th
kirsty! posted, (295 days ago)

i'm going to a football match tonight. i am feeling very delicate about this.

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