this explains my thoughts on boys

me: i think part of my problem is this: there are boys i like to have conversation with. and there are boys i like to make out with and want to have sex with. and those two circles never intersect in the venn diagram
friend: but i've decided that sex and talking really aren't my thing when combined, so i think that's ok
me: i just wish boys got that too
me: like HI I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS AND LAUGH WITH YOU BUT NEVER EVER EVERBY ANY MEANS TOUCH YOUR PENIS
me: and, HI I ONLY WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME ALL THE TIME BUT NEVER, EVER, EVER BY ANY MEANS TALK. UNLESS IT'S DIRTY
friend: and even still, no penis touching. because i continue to think they're kinda gross.
friend: i'm looking for a silent man of endless generosity
me: yeah ditto
me: it's more like, literally NEVER talk to me. just be sexy and make out with me and touch my boobs
and comment on how rockin' my body is
me: AND ALSO THIS BOY MUST HAVE SIMILARLY ROCKIN' BODY. NO FATTIES NEED APPLY,.
friend: YES. YES YES YES YES.

~FIN~

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