Dear yoga instructor, your bullshit new age insights are not insights at all. We all know you read this on a horoscope website. Also, for the love of god, stop singing along to the pop music you are torturing me with.
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dimpelotomous said, (223 days ago)
haha! At least you don't have to chant. That has literally made me laugh out loud during a practice. I'm grateful we don't listen to pop though!
slackmistress said, (222 days ago)
You should have worn a "fuck yoga" shirt. (I think you can find 'em at fuckyoga.com.)
hey jude said, (222 days ago)
@slack - Hah, that's funny. I like how they have "fuck yoga" yoga mats. :P
@twigs - yoga FLAME
The HIGHrophant said, (222 days ago)
I think there was a yoga fire AND a yoga flame
Fire was like a long range fireball and made it's appearance in one of the 4 million or so updates on Street Fighter 2. Flame being the shorter range keep away type.
hey jude said, (222 days ago)
I know... the caps weren't for correction, just that he emphasizes it.
The Unabageler said, (222 days ago)
why do you torture yourself? Smoke a bowl and have a drink, it worked for george burns!
Maybe I should open up shop as a yoga instructor...