You for president! Outline your anti-crime plan.

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The HIGHrophant said, (225 days ago)

My plan is the "Make sure people have enough to eat and a place to live" plan. If people aren't hungry and cold they tend not to want to shoot you for your stuff. Okay, this doesn't eliminate all crime, but I'm sure it would elimate one hell of alot.

Sally said, (225 days ago)

Execute all people who: spit on the ground, cut their toenails in public, leave raw chicken ANYWHERE.

We would then use their corpses as a source of water.

The HIGHrophant said, (225 days ago)

Tasty. That reminds me how lukewarm kava tea tastes like ass.

- said, (225 days ago)

give everyone magnet bracelets and potions.

- said, (225 days ago)

also repeal the 3rd amendment and have military soldiers sit in at family dinners next to grandma.

strangerbox said, (225 days ago)

replicate juvenile delinquency intervention programs that work (i.e. nurse home visitation, multisystems family therapy, life skills training). throw out ones that don't (i.e. boot camps, D.A.R.E., Scared Straight, etc). more gun control policy; less "war on crime." legalize marijuana. get rid of three-strikes laws, especially in california. start prosecuting prison rape cases. outlaw the death penalty, everywhere. stop waiving juvenile cases to adult court.

... i could go on, but these are the basics

Centropomus said, (225 days ago)

1) legalize marijuana

2) universal mental health care

3) end the Iraq war, and use the money to pay for health care and education

Dead Air said, (224 days ago)

I am with centropomus on this one.

The HIGHrophant said, (224 days ago)

@centro, stranger, and renazzle -- I think those things along with the "make sure everyone has enough to eat and a place to live" plan would probably eliminate damn near ALL crime.

strangerbox said, (219 days ago)

hmm, this gives me an idea for a new thread.

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