Dear Consumating
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Hey Johnny squared! Are you still all mysterious and shit? I hope so.
dave, I can't believe you just told sally to check fb for your relationship status. For shame.
hmm, i am on facebook too. i keep forgetting about that. sometimes facebook emails me, but i never seem to get around to going there.
'Sal, check facebook. For serious.'
Am... am I just your internet girlfriend? :P
we dont like to name names here on the internet
sally is merely my stage name

I'm sorry you died. I was going to thank you for giving me a girlfriend. That was nice of you.