Carlos needs your help. He has this thing called cancer, you may have heard of it.

Greetings Compliments of the day to you and your family. I am very sorry to embarrass youwith this email as I did not mean to intrude in your privacy if not for thepeculiar situation I have found myself. I have contacted you because I believe you have what it takes to carry out the request I seek of you. I am currently suffering from a terminal disease called CANCER and my doctors have informed me that I have a few months to live and I want to try and do something special with my life now that the end is near. Before I was diagnosed with the disease I was a very successful businessman who made a lot of money but also lived a very rough life filled with too much lust for women and more money. In the course of my illness my family members have bled me dry of nearly all my possessions and abandoned me to my fate. I presently have no friend or family as I am all alone in this hospital.Luckily I have some money totaling twenty one million us dollars that I had stashed away in a finance facility somewhere in Europe and I would be willing to donate all of it to charity. All I want is for a foundation to beset up in my name so I would always be remembered for my good deeds in lifeafter I pass on. If you are willing to assist you would get a handsome percentage of the money and also a place in heaven as God would abundantly reward you. Please get back to me ASAP so I can give you more details. Thanks and God bless you. Carlos Nascimiento

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Bmanda said, (186 days ago)

Good times.

Alexis said, (186 days ago)

Heh, I thought this said Carlo.

WordNerd said, (186 days ago)

can one donate churros?

Bmanda said, (185 days ago)

I'll ask if he prefers strawberry or custard filled.

The Menda Agenda said, (185 days ago)

...wow, that's totally hilarious. Cancer. Yeah.

Bmanda said, (185 days ago)

It was one of those nigerian spam type things. I'm pretty sure Carlos doesn't exist, and if this really offended you it probably should have read the entire thing.

Bmanda said, (185 days ago)

"it" should be "you"...

Tive said, (185 days ago)

Why is Carlos' last name a misspelling of the Spanish word for "birth"?

Lams said, (185 days ago)

Can you ever really have too much lust for women?

WordNerd said, (185 days ago)

nacimiento is also "nativity".

Bmanda said, (185 days ago)

The best part is the place in heaven that will be reserved in my honor...


All I want is for a foundation to beset up in my name so I would always be remembered for my good deeds in lifeafter I pass on. If you are willing to assist you would get a handsome percentage of the money and also a place in heaven as God would abundantly reward you.

Tive said, (185 days ago)

Carlos Birth Nativity Jr. + God = tight

Corey Hart said, (185 days ago)

This totally sounds legit. You should reply.

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