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soulcamp said, (142 days ago)
Make an appointment online. It'll save you about 30 minutes.
Also, my DMV has a machine out front that you can use to renew your license and registration. If you can use that, it should only take about 5 minutes.
FiZ said, (142 days ago)
Eh, it's better than the bullshit I had to put up with recently at Maryland's DMV. They wouldn't let me get my license at first because I don't have binocular vision, yet they can see that I've driven for 8-ish years in two different states without restriction. So why do they care now? For that matter, why should they care at all? In what driving situation is binocular vision required?
If I had something solid dividing my two fields of vision, chances are that it's a twisted car bumper that's going to continue to impale my fucking skull in .02647 seconds, so I'm not terribly concerned about missing the sign for my exit due to being unable to combine both halves of my vision to form one sentence.
rethminton said, (142 days ago)
Yeah! Stick it to the man! Or as much as you're able to with your meager genitalia!
and I law her said, (142 days ago)
I will kick them in the nuts while you punch them in the face!
Also, you can use my car, Jiggs.
Not really. the dmv knows that I am weak and that my genitalia are meager.