Hey everyone, name drop here!

Ooh, that's a good one.

Let's see ... oh, here's another one:

I interviewed the voice of Space Ghost for my college newspaper, and was the only one asking him intelligent questions.

one time i had to shakedown ryan gosling for tips. for many reasons, not the least of which was my attire, it was awkward.

@art: shoes that clip into bikes for spin class. Renting spin shoes is akin to renting a bowling shoe that someone's run a marathon in. They cost like $75-$100.

@ben: Were you successful?

i was not wearing a rubber suit. i was wearing a spangly top, zebra print bikini bottoms and pretty-woman boots.

i was unsuccessful but only because apparently bigtime oscar nominees don't have to carry cash. he did get in the photobooth with me and my friend though.

lololol. bernie mac.

who's that guy who drives around with the pimp cup and the green cadillac? oh bishop don "magic" juan. YES, just like that.

Ok, I have one for the Whedon fans:

Comic-Con, a few years back. I'm down to my last $20 for the day, when I happen upon an autograph booth with Robia LaMorte (Jenny Calendar), Danny Strong (EEEEVIL Jonathan) and Mark Lutz (The Groosalugg). I hadn't really watched Angel at that point, so I didn't know who the hell Lutz was, hence I decided to blow my cash on autographs from Strong & LaMorte.

ok, mom was Steve Jobs' personal assistant for three years while he was with NeXT. I've chatted with him briefly and such. Ive met many high level execs and venture capital peeps over the years. mom has gone to dinner with Bono a few times. I met Ron Jeremy and Adriana Sage at the AVN one year (i was working the event). i used to have a pic of Scotty (James Doohan - sp?) and myself as a kid together. my gramps knew DB Cooper. my grandma spoke with Amelia Earheart on one occasion for quite an extent. my gf was hit on my Coolio. lol.

How were you "working" the AVNs, Navin?

Fluffer?

Rob Courdry was next to me at the Arcade Fire show last year... in an Adidas jumpsuit.

Aw, man, toss us a bone, wouldja?

I put Hope Sandoval's cat to sleep.

holy shit, extemp!! I AM JEALOUS

Nav, those last two were at you.

oh, well, i tried to chat up Adriana and she was pretty sweet, actually. perhaps the only girl i saw that wasn't a bit busted, irl. now i sound like a complete asshole, but, whatever.

my mom went to high school with James Caveziel's pop. im starting to hate my mom, i think.

did you take the picture inside her cavernous post-gangbang vagina?

/gross

Ben, that would've required a climbing certificate I just didn't have at the time.

ignorant question, i should say

lol Art

HA!

art, you're messing with me now.

are we going to do this again?

now THAT is hot

San Francisco Giants third baseman Matt Williams once told me to "get the fuck out of [his] clubhouse."

oh shit, i ate lunch next to Marshall Faulk a few times. in the SDSU cafeteria. Art knows this one.

I know someone who did Mick Jagger.

it was me who did mick jagger.

no, not really. the only thing i have to offer here is this: tommy lee jones is exactly the same in real life as he is in all his movies.

I think most people know this already, but in the late 80s, I blew Matt Dillon.

Crap, I have no blowing Matt Dillon stories!

I ate a piece of L. Ron Hubbard's birthday cake once. Of course he wasn't there, he was dead. But I was working at EarthLink (before it went public) and it was full-on Scientology. Tres spooky.

Alicia Silverstone flashed me once.

My brother sat next to Frank Stallone in the front seat of a car driving to Simi Valley to see Patrick Swayze's little brother in Man of La Mancha. I swear I'm not making this up. (My S-i-L was a costumer so she knows lots of random people. Like she got to see Mark Harmon in his skivvies all of the time as she worked on NCIS.)

Fred Savage told me I had an amazing ass.

I was in a Bodega with Carsson Kressly a few weeks ago.

It's funny, I was talking to Joe Pantoliano the other day about this same exact subject.

yummy fred savage...

When is the last time someone pulled Willie Nelson's hair?
Just wondering...

Mine are once removed. The janitor who takes out my trash is Los Lonely Boys' cousin. My grandpa slept with LBJ! (Well they shared a bed, no ghey secks far as a I know...)

Over the years, meetings with bill gates, steve ballmer, jeff raikes, john chambers, marc andresson, kim polese... not so much outside the tech industry

I walked in on Shannen Doherty and Tori Spelling arguing in the bathroom at a nightclub I worked at in Maui. At the same club, I also served Pamela Anderson (Tool Time days), Wilt Chamberlain (stiffed me and didn't get much booze in his drinks for the rest of the night), Irene Cara, and various MTV host people whose names escape me.

Working at Nell's in NYC, I spilled blue margaritas on Uma Thurman. I also served Prince and countless shitloads of asshole rappers. Worst on the list, Doctor Dre (not of NWA), who decided that he didn't *really* need to pay his $600. check and tried to dash on it. He didn't get far and tried to stiff, clearly missing the fact that I had added 20% service onto the bill.

Harvey Keitel was obsessed with my best friend who I worked with in an Italian restaurant in Tribeca. He even got her number from the owner and would call her at all hours of the night. He used to sit at my bar and watch her work, it was creepy. We were *just* 18.

I worked in a lot of nightclubs and bars and usually changed jobs as the place was going down in popularity (and getting decidedly bridge and tunnel) so I dealt with a lot of star types.

Hey, *Doc* Savage probably thinks that about me.

A few random "pre-billionaire" encounters: Mark Cuban tried, face-to-face, to sell me Broadcast.com's services, back in the day. (I intend to remind him of this the next time I see him.) I had lunch with Larry Page back when only uber-info-nerds used Google. [Ditto on the remind-him thing.]

The only thing I've got is that my mother and father went to high school with Janis Joplin.

My mother graduated with Jimmy Johnson, the former coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

Funnily enough, Robert Rauschenberg also graduated from her high school.

Guess who has a street named after him in my hometown out of the three?

seemingly: Yer kerrekt.

tori amos told me i had big boobs.

@des: wow, she's both hella smart AND hella observant.

soulcamp - you were an xtra in LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON??? I love that movie!

@Garak: Yep. I believe I appear in two scenes.

@Garak: I once pitched a series to Julie Strain while she was wearing a fur bikini. I don't know if you were just cooch-browsing or you actually talked to her, but she's a sweetheart.

Shrink posting.

two more

I made out with a guy who did room service for David Lynch.

I trick or treated at Sinbad's house.

Sherman Hemsley was right behind me in line at the employee cafeteria when I worked at Mohegan Sun (he was doing a show in the Cabaret, but don't ask me WHY he was getting food in the employee cafeteria). He said something to me about the lima beans.

/clear