Someone tried to bribe me to put in a good word with the adoption committee at the Dog Adoption Fair today.

Hooray for bribes!

yeah, that is kind of measly. But you know "Bob" wouldn't have been able to excuse it if it were more and you didn't take it :P.

so what you're saying is, they should have gone with a hundred?

Also: Jason Biggs came in and he was lovely, although when I met him I was positive that I recognized him from a party I had gone to. It took about five minutes of chatting before I realized I had seen him bang a pie. (He was tres awesome, BTW.)

HA. That's not even remotely a name drop. At least not in LA.

You're clearly way too clever for me.

BECAUSE I AM FULL OF FAIL, BEN. GOD KEEP UP.

Exactly.