I fell asleep on the plane this morning with a latte in my hand, and it spilled into my crotch, and now I am pretty sure it looks like I peed. Really professional, Brown!

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halon said, (235 days ago)

That happened to my coworker as we were driving 2 hours to Bakersfield for a conference. It really looks like pee if you're wearing khaki pants.

Jesse said, (235 days ago)

I can't WAIT to see that!

Triangles said, (235 days ago)

On my way back from SXSW I managed to spill bloody mary in my lap. Awful. You have my sympathies.

rethminton said, (235 days ago)

I'm thinking this is an elaborate cover story to hide the fact that you ACTUALLY peed.

slackmistress said, (235 days ago)

Just tell people to sniff your crotch if they don't believe it's coffee.

TJ Powerjack said, (235 days ago)

All you need to do is jump into a lake. Then it will appear you just saved a drowning woman.

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