A wasp just stung me IN THE ASS. That is awesome.
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No thanks!
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Tive said, (236 days ago)
Go for it. It's all red and blotchy, too.
The best part is that it's given me an excuse to repeatedly moon Brian.
Tive said, (236 days ago)
Dude, wasp stingers feel like splinters. I don't think I'd ever been stung by a wasp before today. Then this motherfucker has to sting me in the ass.
I feel sodomized.
valkyrie blondhaar said, (236 days ago)
I'm pretty sure of that. There was a short portion of my life that included me being stung SEVERAL times in a few days.
Tive said, (234 days ago)
@Val: Why didn't I check in here sooner? Damn me. Oh well. I toughed it out. Now I can use your good advice next time one stings me (I'm thinking next time they'll get me in the tit).
@Stibbons: It's awesome because WHO GETS STUNG IN THE ASS?!? I am amazing!!
@Corey Hart: No, no, I'M the lucky one. He bought me free drinks and shit.
@Jas: I know. In Ohio or PA, there wouldn't even be any wasps out in March. It would be snowy and wasp-less.
valkyrie blondhaar said, (234 days ago)
@Tive: You might want to confirm that with someone else, but I'm ALMOST POSITIVE that ammonia will take the sting out.
Can I kiss your boo-boo?