hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the ____________ i've ever known.

i'm too embarrassed/boring to do the first one, though, haha.

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the most bespectacled i've ever known.

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the swedish poppiest i've ever known.

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the most passed away i've ever known!

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the most rollin' in the dead possum dog i've ever known!

I KNOW!!! I'm listening to this dog behaviorist book- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE DEAD POSSUM PART!

hahahaha, oh, little p! you crack me up.

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the most Rothko havin' in the bathroom rapper i've ever known.

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the most not getting your gas turned back on loser i've ever known.

@p: okay, and, wow, what they hey hey? this gas situation needs to be resolved pronto!

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the worst zeppelin pilot i've ever known.

CROTCHKO IS MY NEW FAVORITE ARTIST

also
hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the most putting off having to wash your face lover i've ever known!

@li'l p: watch out for painters in the restroom!

(Okay, NOW I'm done.)

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the procrastinatin' sumbitch i've ever known.

hey baby, i wanted you to know... as lovers go... you're the most sleeping on my side of the bed bitch i've ever known.

Crotchko: it's color fields, but mostly kind of triangular.

@Mace: and you really don't want to see his "magic eye" pieces.