Five years ago, I was so cool.

My beard was in juvenile stages, obviously.

I just realized this may be the first right-side-up picture I've seen of you.

With the pick positioned thusly in your mouth I can only assume your beard was playing the guitar. it may have been young, but it was certainly precocious.

Yes! It smelled like bananas. Actually it might still, let me check...

The answer is: When I scratched it, there was the faintest hint of banana, followed by nothing. No banana.

I also found a picture of my Triforce tattoo that said "Triforce" when I was cleaning out my Flickr. I lol'd.