Man raped by wombat; left speaking "Australian"

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4453980a10.html

The good news is, it didn't hurt his bum at all!

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makelikepaper said, (240 days ago)

this happened to me when i was 5.

THANKS FOR REHASHING THE AWFUL MEMORIES.

makelikepaper said, (240 days ago)

Before that I had a wonderful Parisian accent, it was so delightful.

Alexis said, (240 days ago)

Hey, the wombat apparently pulled out. It was a courteous wombat.

eatsdirt said, (240 days ago)

@makelikepaper: I like your Australian accent. I'm totally happy you were subject to wombat gang rape at the tender age of 5.

@Alexis: the wombat also offered to cuddle afterward but Mr. Cradock was not interested.

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