I lose at Hipster Bingo so bad I probably don't even deserve the free space. I do not have or be anything even resembling anything in that chart. That is how thoroughly I have transcended hipsterity.
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No-Headed Boy said, (241 days ago)
I think I refused the evolution from indie kid to hipster right around the time of the Green Visor.
"Fuck this evolution business," says I. "I'ma stay up here in the trees and fling poo instead."
mizzchelle said, (241 days ago)
Congrats! I have I about two spaces I can mark off. One of them is the free space. :P
As far as I'm concerned, it's great though. It's like your doctor telling you you don't have tuberculosis.
Tive said, (240 days ago)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA yes! It is totally like learning you're tuberculosis-free!
I love that.
K is for Kooky said, (240 days ago)
I don't need a doctor to tell me I don't have tuberculosis. I know. It doesn't make you feel as good, though.
No-Headed Boy said, (239 days ago)
So, one of our friends has disappeared from the face of the earth, and it occasionally comes up in conversation. "Hey, do you know what happened to her? I've haven't heard from her in forever!"
And sometimes I don't want to go the whole "Who knows?" route, so I answer "Oh, she has tuberculosis."
"What?!?"
"Oh, yeah, you didn't hear? Yeah, she's in Switzerland."
"What?!?"
"She went there to 'take the waters'."
Not even the easy ones. No hoodie nor too-small sweater. (Nor any sweaters, actually.) Don't drink PBR or MHL. Have an old digital camera, but no blog. No cabbie hat or mustache, either.
In two years, however, I will qualify for Grandpa.