I got reverse Soup Nazi'd.

http://www.theslackdaily.com/2008/03/happy-birthdayn.html

I thought the whole point of "ordering" was that you get to choose.  It's kinda right there in the world.  "Order."

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beckteria said, (200 days ago)

poor baby, i had an experience like that... an old german woman gave me and my friends portions based on what we "needed"

2 guy friends - normal sizes

one skinny gal pal - huge size

me (a plump gal) - tiny little plate.

we asked what happened and she told me i needed to get skinny and that my friend would never catch a man with out more hips.

sigh.

Lams said, (200 days ago)

I walked into one of the new local restaurants - you know, one of those places that changes owners every year or so - no one can seem to keep it open until it becomes a starbucks or something.

I was looking for breakfast. I asked the waiter guy when I walked in "Are you serving breakfast?"

He replied "No breakfast. Burgers and sandwiches ok!" This line was delivered with all the helpful optimism of a kindergarten teacher herding her children into the classroom. As I left I said "You're right! Burgers and sandwiches ARE ok"

For the next year or so any jedi mind tricks were referred to as "burgers and sandwiches"

acidflowers said, (200 days ago)

@beck: wow, seriously??? that's ridiculous

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