I got reverse Soup Nazi'd.
http://www.theslackdaily.com/2008/03/happy-birthdayn.htmlI thought the whole point of "ordering" was that you get to choose. It's kinda right there in the world. "Order."
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I walked into one of the new local restaurants - you know, one of those places that changes owners every year or so - no one can seem to keep it open until it becomes a starbucks or something.
I was looking for breakfast. I asked the waiter guy when I walked in "Are you serving breakfast?"
He replied "No breakfast. Burgers and sandwiches ok!" This line was delivered with all the helpful optimism of a kindergarten teacher herding her children into the classroom. As I left I said "You're right! Burgers and sandwiches ARE ok"
For the next year or so any jedi mind tricks were referred to as "burgers and sandwiches"

poor baby, i had an experience like that... an old german woman gave me and my friends portions based on what we "needed"
2 guy friends - normal sizes
one skinny gal pal - huge size
me (a plump gal) - tiny little plate.
we asked what happened and she told me i needed to get skinny and that my friend would never catch a man with out more hips.
sigh.