There was a guy in back of me at the grocery store with a tattoo of a string of christmas lights around his bicep. Also, I wish I had a corvette to take to the grocery store. Alternate title: Why the fuck do I always end up with the quart of milk with the hole in it?!

i might have to steal that tattoo idea

i cant tell if ginger is being sarcastic or not. im thinking the former

I wasn't being sarcastic.

Hey uh, Jessie, ADD much? Oooh shiny!



We need something to do this weekend. I think everyone plans on the art festival on sunday, but what about saturday? I dont know about the music festival, doesnt look like anything good, I mean, Fergie is the headline act that day.

I thought about saying something, but he looked a little miffed that I hadn't put up a divider for him after plunking my basket down on the belt. Then I thought about saying, "Oh sorry I forgot to put a divider up." and by that time I realized I'm just neurotic and keeping quiet would probably result in the least amount of embarrassment. Also I'm hormonal today, and almost everything that's come out of my mouth has been something offensive.

It was an interesting tattoo. He probably did it drunk in college and now regrets it.

Also the milk wasn't split, it fell on its side on the way home and just leaked from somewhere near the lid. I have to clean the truck apholstery (sp?) now.

@Rick: I work at seven pm to 10pm, so whatever we do can't be during those three hours.. obviously.