I'M CALM GOD DAMN IT!
I'M CALM TOO. IM SO CALM IM GOING TO KEEP YELLING ABOUT HOW CALM I AM.
I still win cos I'm still a taurus. TAKE THAT, LOSERS.
Yeah, mine would actually change from Taurus to Aries. But really, two furry animals with horns who like to ram their heads into things. I don't see much difference.
i'd be the new one, the snake handler, and you know I'm handling my snake oh ho ho hooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HA. Twigby handles peoples snakes.
i don't masturbate i give handjobs to a star
@sonicexam - Damnit, using a DC Pierson line (that im almost SURE Donald Glover wrote for him) IS NOT FAIR.
Aw dang, I'd just come up with a whole bunch of new signs I wanted to submit, too.
Domino (the Pizza Bearer)Pen15 (the Spambot)Malevolentoctopus (the Malevolent Octopus)
etc. etc. DISAPPOINTED.
i think EVERYONE would want to be a malevolent octopus.
@Skanko: I haven't picked the dates yet...all bribes accepted.
(please make april 28th under the sign of the Giant Lumberjack)
@Skanko Von Otterdong (Make it a Giant Viking Lumberjack and I'm in. Since, if the 28th is that, the 25th will be as well.)
@jay def - OK IM IN.
April 25-28, ULRIKMcKENZIE (the VikingJack): today is a glorious day, as the blood (and treesap) of your enemies runs in rivers under your mighty axe. Your lucky numbers are 3, 8, 12, 7894357.
YESSSS im totally playing 7894357 in the lottery.
UMMM CAN WE MAKE THIS THREAD "-j. MAKES UP AWESOME ASTRO SIGNZ FOR EVERYONE THREAD"?
May 16th and no other day ever, BRONTO-TAURUS (the Big Black Manz): the bright Haitian sun shines a new light on your outlook this week; what was old meme will seem new again! Your lucky number is schfifty-five. Your love match is SaJTTarius.
(I thought the hard part would be finding the corresponding constellation, but there it was: http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5191/starsdh.jpg )
August 6, OOHGANGSTA (the, um...Gangsta?): What was lost will soon be regained! Unless you lost it at the LA County Museum of Art, because no way in hell are you ever going to be allowed back in there. Your lucky number is very lucky indeed.
(I wish I'd thought beforehand to not make these span only one day each. I fear ending up having to do 362 more of these effing things.)
WAHAHAHAH oh the puns. They kill me.
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