Dear Everyone on the Internet, Your Zodiac sign HASN'T REALLY CHANGED. So calm down.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/ also, you can't tell me THAT many people really gave a fuck about their sign anyway.
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Skanko said, (858 days ago)
Yeah, mine would actually change from Taurus to Aries. But really, two furry animals with horns who like to ram their heads into things. I don't see much difference.
the way i get by said, (858 days ago)
i'd be the new one, the snake handler, and you know I'm handling my snake oh ho ho hooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Skanko said, (858 days ago)
@sonicexam - Damnit, using a DC Pierson line (that im almost SURE Donald Glover wrote for him) IS NOT FAIR.
Aw dang, I'd just come up with a whole bunch of new signs I wanted to submit, too.
Domino (the Pizza Bearer)
Pen15 (the Spambot)
Malevolentoctopus (the Malevolent Octopus)
etc. etc. DISAPPOINTED.
Jay Def said, (858 days ago)
@Skanko Von Otterdong (Make it a Giant Viking Lumberjack and I'm in. Since, if the 28th is that, the 25th will be as well.)
HOROSCOPE:
April 25-28, ULRIKMcKENZIE (the VikingJack): today is a glorious day, as the blood (and treesap) of your enemies runs in rivers under your mighty axe. Your lucky numbers are 3, 8, 12, 7894357.
Naturelle Rivera said, (858 days ago)
UMMM CAN WE MAKE THIS THREAD "-j. MAKES UP AWESOME ASTRO SIGNZ FOR EVERYONE THREAD"?
@Celisse:
HOROSCOPE:
May 16th and no other day ever, BRONTO-TAURUS (the Big Black Manz): the bright Haitian sun shines a new light on your outlook this week; what was old meme will seem new again! Your lucky number is schfifty-five. Your love match is SaJTTarius.
(I thought the hard part would be finding the corresponding constellation, but there it was: http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5191/starsdh.jpg )
@ChooMandoo:
HOROSCOPE:
August 6, OOHGANGSTA (the, um...Gangsta?): What was lost will soon be regained! Unless you lost it at the LA County Museum of Art, because no way in hell are you ever going to be allowed back in there. Your lucky number is very lucky indeed.
(I wish I'd thought beforehand to not make these span only one day each. I fear ending up having to do 362 more of these effing things.)
I'M CALM GOD DAMN IT!