Practical uses for a Bachelor of Arts degree:

Paper plane.

the card stock they print those things on is usually pretty good so you can probably print your business cards on the back ... for your cleaning services.

My opinion on paper degrees in general: unless you're a doctor or a lawyer, nobody is going to ask to see it other than mom, so it really doesn't matter what you do with it.

It's a lot easier to forge an MD from an authentic BA than from scratch.

You could make a good roach out of that kind of paper, come to think of it. So while you couldn't actually smoke it, it could be a part of the joint. Good thinking, team!