There is a new sleeping pill on the market called SLEEPULOX. Do not use SLEEPULOX if the following symptoms occur:

You have tried split pea soup.

You think about sexual intercourse.

You are pregnant, may become pregnant, know someone who is pregnant or otherwise know any living organism with reproductive organs.

You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue.

You use cologne or perfume to cover up naturally foul body odor.

You have received oral sex from a multilingual person.

You have played a pinball machine.

Your heart beats faster when you exercise.

You may or may not have watched Bill Richardson eat a child.

And mizzchelle, I thought that wasn't a big deal once the baby was old enough to easily turn himself over. ??? Of course, I watch Bill Richardson eat children, so really, I'm not an expert on child safety at all.