I'm learning Mandarin because I sit next to a Chinese woman at work, and she is the only person there I wouldn't flush down the toilet. I hope we can have secret conversations about all the cunts we work with.

so far i have memorised some adjectives (like fast, slow, heavy, light" etc..), and some adverbs (quickly, slowly).

i also know a bunch of animals...
amusingly... cat = mao ^__^

she already has a partner and a vagina and lives by the lake - so it's nothing like that.

i'm not good at badminton anyway.

gah! mandarin = hard

@phro:

i can say hello, thank you, and BEAR. (but not beer...)

ps. get on learning beer. important.

@twigby: what's your REAL name?

That seems like good motivation to learn a foreign language.

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