Reasons why I hate jesus
1. breakfast at center street grill was terrible. Took two and a half hours and most of our food never came. Glasses were left empty and no apologies were given.
2. I wanted to get a snake today but jesus made all the pet stores closed.
3. He smells funny.
jesus
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No thanks!
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Osteocephalic said, (168 days ago)
Fry's, Apple store, Circuit City, Best Buy, and Target are closed all across the Silicon Valley. When most of the people that work at those places are Hindus and Muslims, why are they not open?
I guess this atheist is gonna have to wait for that hard drive until tomorrow.
FiZ said, (168 days ago)
Reason to like Jesus: He seemed to have a thing for chocolate bunnies. Who am I to complain with that?
the jebus is a crazy guy.