Is it wrong that I missed church on Easter Sunday because I spent the night before downing double ryes and shooting pool in tribute to a dead friend?
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It's probably more "right" than my co-worker who tells her grandma that Jesus wants her to sleep in Sundays. Why else would Jesus make Saturday nights so fun?

Fortunately, your religion lets you do ANYTHING and get away with it as long as you can look as if you're really, really sorry