I want to find Sparky. Anyone good at transpacific investigation?

I'm clearly deficient in pretty much every area a human being can be deficient in.

Except being a female with male genitals, which I totally own in.

It's FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING, PEOPLE.

Also, social networks bring me out in a rash.

I only remember when you used to beer.

He even uses words like "dulcet." *swoon*

I have to go beer/do laundry/clean out my closet/shower.

If you weren't awake, what were you doing responding to AIM messages?

Yeah, that's right, I am a PI

Receiving instant messages from mlp was quite the surprise!

i thought maybe just "she bangs" by ricky martin.

weirdos

No. I love gays. Platonically.

I especially love adam_alligator, even though his beard picture looks remarkably like a friend of mine in Sydney. Who is also, coincidentally, gay.

@phro: i thought that sentence was going to end with CUM.

you are always surprising me - that's what keeps me faithful.

have you seen those bukkupcakes yet?

bukkupcakes is the best word ever.