Katie and I are off to Easter at my grandparents house this morning.
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Speaking of Asparagus Tart, one of regular "pot luck dinner" recipes is this:
http://www.bettycrocker.com/Recipes/Recipe.aspx?recipeId=34585
In fact, I'll be making it for next Friday when the other 38 people I'm going to Poland/Israel with are having a send-off dinner
I am confused as to where the other two comments in this conversation are...

On the menu: turkey, ham, asparagus, potato salad, normal salad, asparagus salad, protestantism, elderly relatives, pre-teen relatives, and lots of alcohol.
Katie is also making an asparagus tart.
Our pee will smell for days!