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that has to be a joke.

did he say god is "the ultimate end user?"

and if god loves your brand...it will become stronger and more successful

BUT DUDE-- they have a wide variety of refreshments!

*snorffle*

this is the most anti-Biblical thing ever. Seriously. Jesus does not equal capitalism. JBSGDFIUGSUIFSIUSD. I'm going to pray against Christvertising.

this really does have to be a joke... though xtians are certainly fucknutted enough to actually come up with and buy this bullshit. Hooray for the sky fairy! He blessed my brand!