What would you ask the "What If?" machine?
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Centro totally did NOT take mine.
Interesting question. Will think about this.
Johnny! said, (64 days ago)
What if instead of dying when we get old, we just aged backwards until we were fetuses again? It'd be like living all over again, with the wisdom we gained in the past, but with an obvious time limit on the whole deal.
Mothers Angel said, (64 days ago)
What if we could return back to 9/11, stop the terrorists from crashing towers and prevent all the subsequent wars and all that stuff?
bold as love said, (64 days ago)
What if I told him the things I've been meaning to say but chickened out?
Dr. Awkward said, (64 days ago)
I'm good at video games and bad at everything else. That's why I wish life were more like a video game.
Johnny! said, (64 days ago)
But then who will control the world and fuck over everybody who doesn't agr--- OHHHHH I SEE
Johnny! said, (64 days ago)
I'm cool with that. I'll take orders from a fine set of knockers anyday.
God, that makes it sound like I'm looking for a dominatrix.
0MARCLEPINEWASRIGHT0 said, (64 days ago)
and ya see, that's why if a gender war did happen, we would not win.
lord doggington said, (64 days ago)
what i had never stolen and consumed that first bottle of kesslers with my friends?
What if the sex that did the penetrating was also the sex that carried the baby to term?