I dreamt I had to kill my best friend because he started dating Snooki from Jersey Shore.

This is one bandwagon I never jumped on.

I just read the Wikipedia on this crap and I actually, like, physically feel dumber. My head feels lighter. I think some of my brain floated away.

I only know about this show because they show stuff from it on the Soup.

I've never seen it, but I've heard enough of her exploits that I felt murdering them both was a benefit to the world.

There's a theory that dreams, in addition to helping our cortex record our short-term memories of the day, act as training for scenarios that we have not encountered, but subconsciously anticipate, so we know how to react when they happen.

wow. . . .that rules