Don't rat out your siblings.
http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/guy-posts-his-sisters-hookup-list-to-facebook-and-tags-all-the-guys/ Boy sneaks in twelve pack of beer. Sister finds it, rats him out to parents. While grounded, boy finds sister's hook up list, posts it on Facebook, and tags everyone listed on it.Replies
The deadline is the best part.
I like how women can plan a date for when they're going to finish hooking up with ten different dudes.
bwa ha ha!
"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook?"
i'm glad my sister and i worked together in our sneaking endeavors. well, post junior high anyway.
My little brother and I have a silent agreement. We may not commit acts of treason together, but we know to keep quiet about certain things.
And we have conversations about how insane our mom is.

That's fucked up and awesome.