My beard was in good form tonight!

"... And then I tell him, 'You, Schlemiel, what does this look like, a shandhoiz?'"

here's one of Herschel!

Not pictured in this photo is that the woman you are talking to has her back pressed up against the wall and cannot escape your insane ranting / grabbing at her hair.

I think we're pretty equal on the lesbian/jewish joke meter.