IMPORTANT QUESTION: Sandwich spread of choice - Miracle Whip or Mayo?

Is "fire ants" an option? Because I think I'd prefer fire ants.

Miracle whip is a punishment from on high.

Small amount of mayo is the way to go.

light light light mayo. v. light.

olive oil or garlic butter.... Mayo and mayo like things are like puss.

wasabi?

sriracha?

i cant believe it's not butter spray?

sriracha mayo!!!

being* ..not bring..

Mayo and Miracle Whip are two totally different condiments. Mayo is actual mayonnaise and Miracle whip is a dressing. I prefer both, depending on what I am eating. As I am typing this I realized I am vegetarian now and don't eat meat obviously.... IF I DID THOUGH, I would use Mayo for my turkey sandwiches. I will say that I was brought up on Miracle whip. It is good for deviled eggs and pasta salads of the sort.

(I love how I haven't posted ANYTHING on here in months and what gets me to come out into the light? A condiments topic.)

veganaise. grape seed oil version please!

I assume you've been watching Stephen Colbert's feud with Miracle Whip?

Given the choices, mayo. But I really prefer butter, margarine, or mustard.

And you people who put oil on your sandwich: qu'est que fuck? How does that not make your bread soggy? How do you even put oil on bread?