Dear Three Floyd's Brewery and Five Star Bar, I love you. Let's get married.

Replies

erica said, (115 days ago)

Then why don't you marry...oh, nevermind.

Skanko said, (115 days ago)

Can I marry two different buildings? Or is that only ok in Utah?

erica said, (115 days ago)

I think one should be your started marriage. The other you can settle down with later.

erica said, (115 days ago)

starter..

Skanko said, (115 days ago)

hrmmm thats a tough choice. they are both so lovely.

roastin' toastin' said, (115 days ago)

I'm pretty sure I saw a documentary on people who marry and subsequently 'have sex' with objects, im sure it included cars, church bannisters and cardboard boxes.

Skanko said, (115 days ago)

i saw a whole doc on people who bang cars. pretty strange.

-j. said, (115 days ago)

You're going to have trouble finding a trousseau that big.

Skanko said, (115 days ago)

hrm. i'll have to bring in a seamstress.

-j. said, (115 days ago)

Or an interior decorator.

Skanko said, (115 days ago)

thats the first time someones said that about a bride.

Post a Reply

To leave a comment, create an account!