Dear Three Floyd's Brewery and Five Star Bar, I love you. Let's get married.
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I think one should be your started marriage. The other you can settle down with later.
roastin' toastin' said, (115 days ago)
I'm pretty sure I saw a documentary on people who marry and subsequently 'have sex' with objects, im sure it included cars, church bannisters and cardboard boxes.

Then why don't you marry...oh, nevermind.