Beard Haiku
upon my chin, hair
now i am never alone
my beard loves me back
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that is the most beautiful thing i have ever read.
i kinda wanna print it out.
I think that I have never HEARD,
a POEM as LOVELY as a BEARD,
A BEARD whose hungry mouth is prest
Against Ben Brown's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her whiskers as if to pray;
A tree that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
etc.
that didn't format correctly. perhaps this:
Beard, dark facial friend
Or darker even still a
Gay man's bogus wife
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whiskers, red and grey
shield my face with your love, please
hairs of god, my face
scraggly chin hair
catches forgotten food stuff
an old spider's web

Now I wish *I* had a beard.