I just saw on the news that a 14 y/o and a 11 y/o have major burns to their bodies after the shipping container they were in blew up due to their SMOKING A CIGARETTE. TOUGH SHIT ME SAYS

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH says me

the Darwin award was already given though, wasn't it?
(oh wait, you have to die for that. . .double fail)

@Marcle: I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

@Centro: I fucking hope they did.

This is like a few years ago, a 13 (maybe 14) year old boy fell over and hit his head and passed out and died of the cold because he was piss ass drunk off his tits. Everyone was all "oh how sad" but seriously, if you're 13, you shouldn't be drinking, and if you are, you should damn well learn how to handle!

I mean, I've been drunk and fallen over, but I didn't die.