what do you wear under this outfit?

Hopefully, a chastity belt that requires a locksmith to remove.

uh. pants preferably.

I second the skinny jeans and will even suggest legging despite their passe' nature

belted shirt?
you know, there are lots of things about the 1980's that should be forgotten completely. one of them is FASHION.

but what do i know? ive been wearing blue jeans and black pocket tees for the past 15 years.

Mormon undergarments
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

Protection.

*snicker*

they wore belted shirts in the 80s? from old movies, i get the impression it was all leg warmers and headbands.

Hopefully not much more body fat than that girl, or you'll be showing the world your naughty bits.

if you had much more body fat, wouldn't it ooze from your clothing?

If you want to freak out heterosexual male stalkers:

a strap-on.

black mid-calf leggings and ballet flats.

a sock would probably be sufficient and less uncomfortable.

black leggings and ballet flats are what our friend in common wears all the time.

that's just the pic my friend (who is not lindsay lohan) used to illustrate the garment style.

er, be twelve inches shorter.

Of course, inquiring minds want to know what she IS wearing under that thing.

Hang on. I'm supposed to write one of the *Olson Twins* and ask her what she's wearing under her shirt?

Er, okay. Got an email address?

the olsen twins can be reached at: mary-kateandashley.com/email_us/

The legal limit of uses of the phrase "The Olsen Twins" has been exceeded in this conversation by federal law. You are all officially under arrest.

I'd like to point out, with pride, that I misspelled the name "Olsen."

That was not deliberate. I did not know how to spell the name correctly. Now I do. And I feel... diminished, as a human being, for possessing that knowledge.

And I think this little nameless 80's waif looks hot, so there.

/clear

Jeans, unless Osteo has a video camera taped to his shoe again. If that's the case, let the man have his fun.