Fedor is a qtpie and I am sweating so hard right now and hi guys.

ALSO, where's twigs and skanks with the fight thread? Those posts are pretty much the only reason I ever go on here anymore.

PS. New job, new apartment. Wile E. Cyrus ran away and was most likely eaten by a coyote. Yeah. Biggie Smalls loves that he's gone and it's so mean of him, it makes me like him more.

My dogs really want to go for a walk right now but it's 104 FUCKING DEGREES. They are dumb.

Sorry i totally forgot there was a fight last night, watching the streams now.

Can't believe Coture lost but it was a GREAT fight

Sorry to hear about Wile E :( Glad other things sound like they're going well, though...how's the new job so far?

Yeah, it was an awesome fight. I'm was all happy because I knew Patrick was betting on Nogueira and so was I, tbh. Couture needs to get into better shape, the man let himself get real unhealthy looking. It's probably because of the divorce but THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AFFAIRS IN OREGON.

Anyway, so yeah, all excited because Patrick's winnings = AWESOME ANNIVERSARY MASSAGES FOR US, but OOOOH NO. The fucker let his brother talk him into betting on MAIA.

-j & makeart, things are going swimmingly. My job is really hectic and busy and stressful, but it pays more and my days go by faster, which is nice. I work with many, many devoted, church-going, Christians. I grew up around people like this, but sometimes they still seem like martians to me. Like, seriously, they tell the gals at Carls Jr. to have blessed days.