I wish I had a Nerf laptop to throw across the room whenever I get the "PROBLEM LOADING PAGE" screen.
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I get violently angry when I have computer problems. Nerf computers would be very handy in these situations.
Maybe I blamed Ben preemptively. I just removed the Apple product from the mix, and BAM! It works.
But when yr network is called The Bentranet, wouldn't you want to blame him, too?
I always thought Nerf computers would be SO RAD. And phones, too. I just want to toss it like I don't care about it (instead of caring about it so goddammned much more than I want).
Or if I could snuff out my phone calls like a cigarette? That'd be great.
Get to it, science!
I really want to be able to shake my iPhone to hang up or go back to the menu screen.
1. The NERVE of Ben to "rent" a place to you without a reliable 6 megabit or faster internet connection
2. Because BEN is in love with Apple and Steve Jobs, it's fair to blame Ben for Apple's failings
@Ben, I like the shaking of the iPhone idea. Like an Etch-a-Sketch. I'm not sure what was making it slow. I just moved everything with wires, and I'm hoping this helps. I like to imagine it was just magical "interference" from... something else...
@Reamworks, Though swamped with advantages, "renting" has it's disadvantages, too! The same disadvantages of stolen cable. What grounds do you have for a complaint?

My internet connection really blows. I don't know if it is the router or what, but I blame Ben.