I wish I had a Nerf laptop to throw across the room whenever I get the "PROBLEM LOADING PAGE" screen.

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dakotasmith said, (207 days ago)

My internet connection really blows. I don't know if it is the router or what, but I blame Ben.

dakotasmith said, (207 days ago)

And not blows in the good way.

dakotasmith said, (207 days ago)

I would rather live in a cave than have this to complain about.

ashleigh said, (207 days ago)

I get violently angry when I have computer problems. Nerf computers would be very handy in these situations.

dakotasmith said, (207 days ago)

Maybe I blamed Ben preemptively. I just removed the Apple product from the mix, and BAM! It works.

But when yr network is called The Bentranet, wouldn't you want to blame him, too?

dakotasmith said, (207 days ago)

I always thought Nerf computers would be SO RAD. And phones, too. I just want to toss it like I don't care about it (instead of caring about it so goddammned much more than I want).

Or if I could snuff out my phone calls like a cigarette? That'd be great.

Get to it, science!

benbrown said, (207 days ago)

So it was the airport express that made it slow?

benbrown said, (207 days ago)

I really want to be able to shake my iPhone to hang up or go back to the menu screen.

Reamworks SKG said, (207 days ago)

1. The NERVE of Ben to "rent" a place to you without a reliable 6 megabit or faster internet connection

2. Because BEN is in love with Apple and Steve Jobs, it's fair to blame Ben for Apple's failings

Letty said, (207 days ago)

dude, i wish you had a fucking nerf laptop too!

that would be rad!

dakotasmith said, (207 days ago)

@Ben, I like the shaking of the iPhone idea. Like an Etch-a-Sketch. I'm not sure what was making it slow. I just moved everything with wires, and I'm hoping this helps. I like to imagine it was just magical "interference" from... something else...

@Reamworks, Though swamped with advantages, "renting" has it's disadvantages, too! The same disadvantages of stolen cable. What grounds do you have for a complaint?

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