How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In a Fight?
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/Inquiring minds want to know.
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Corey Hart said, (296 days ago)
Apparently, 26.
Probably cause I'd be hurling the little bastards every which way.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (296 days ago)
See, here's the thing: I think this quiz totally overestimates. Anklebiters can be vicious.
Uncanny MONCHICHI said, (296 days ago)
Good God, man!
We'll be sure to call you if we ever need saving from crowds of five-year-olds.
Heh said, (296 days ago)
Bitchin'
20. I'm amazed. I would think that 5 five year olds would do me in for life.
Jess said, (296 days ago)
22. I think I'd be good. I was really good at wrestling kids when I was a kid. But it'd be hard when they started crying.
fuznotfuz said, (296 days ago)
26. If it's me or them...
Apparently, having no moral compunction about using children as weapons gets you far.
sinister finister said, (296 days ago)
26 as well.
i practice on my own, so i have a bit of an advantage.
5ยข Worth of Charm said, (296 days ago)
31. I must continue my training to defeat the kiddie hordes.
mizzchelle said, (296 days ago)
10. Which is a lie, because I would break down into tears thinking of the sick/dying five-year-olds I work with in the hospital, roll into a ball, and get my ass beat.
FiZ said, (296 days ago)
31, but I know it should be much higher: my lack of height was against me but my savagery knows no bounds.
tatere said, (296 days ago)
17 it says, i think that's high. i know it says no weapons, but you can't trust them little buggers.
I, unfortunately, would be defeated by any more than sixteen.