Palin's spokeswoman: "the world is literally her oyster!"

...People need to stop misusing "literally". Just stop. The Earth is not a snotty bivalve that belongs to Sarah Palin.

So this is the last we're going to hear about her ever? Please?

Nah, then we'll hear about her even more still.

hustler will just use that as an excuse to hype up the Lisa Ann/Palin flick again

(it's a good thing that flick was made. just so people know "you don't really wanna bang Sarah palin. . .you want Lisa Ann with glasses on talking like the mom from Bobby's World)