I've missed out on so much of johnny squared's life. friends, please tell me what you know of my son.
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Jay Def said, (258 days ago)
The only thing I can say is he's even more stubborn about admitting his awesomeness than I am (when people try to tell me that). I didn't think anyone would be better at that than me.
hey jude said, (258 days ago)
One time I stepped on a snake. Therefore I hate snakes.
Tiff knows. She doesn't like something too. Spiders maybe?
Jay Def said, (258 days ago)
I was going to say something similar about something I hate, but then I remembered that the lovely witchgrass wants info about Johnny. :)
ilikedginger said, (258 days ago)
Johnny quit his job and has been really moody.
@johnny, I don't like birds because an ostrich attacked me when I was little.
soulcamp said, (258 days ago)
I've never wanted to be Johnny's father more than I do right now. :^p
And yes - I'm drunk again, muthafuckers. It's St. Patrick's Day, and my real son is 1/8 Irish! Deal wit it.
soulcamp said, (258 days ago)
Goddammit! I've got to stop being drunk in witchgrass' convos. She is way too awesome for this shit...
be secret and exult said, (258 days ago)
@soulcamp -- you do realize you'd have to go to Orange County dad meetings if you were his dad?
soulcamp said, (257 days ago)
@bse - I'm there a few times a month as it is. And SD is really just OC, Jr. anyway. Are you trying to imply that the drawbacks would outweigh the perks? That doesn't sound like you at all. ;-)
Anyway, with the economy well on it's spiraling decline into nothingness, I think it's going to be hilarious to watch some of the battles that ensue as the HOAs try to declare themselves sovereign states.
witchgrass said, (257 days ago)
thank you, everyone. this is good.
soulcamp, you are always welcome to be drunk in my threads. i should tell you though that johnny is half-canadian emoticon, but if you'd like to submit to testing, maybe you have some latent genetic material to corroborate your story.
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johnny, you are, of course, welcome to share whatever you'd like here as well. i'm going to start carrying your photo in my wallet so i can show people when i tell them about you.