"You asshole, answer" <- The subject line of another spam message. Apparently Spambots are getting more aggressive. :D
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You realize that it's not far from there to them rising up and taking over, right?
Reviving old thread...simply because I got this spam today and I don't know what to make of it:
"Hello Sir/Madam..
My name is Mr.Roger and i will like to know if you do carry The Laundry alternative spin dryer in stock for sales if yes i will like you to please get back to me with the Type you got in stock with there Prices and also the type of Credit Card you take for us to Process the order i will be awaiting on your e-mail with there Prices thanks.
Best regard..
Mr.Roger Miller"
Wait a minute. A spammer wants to give ME his credit card number? What the hell is this?
Um, HELLO. I think the more important point is that it's from ROGER MILLER. Oh how the King of the Road has fallen.
"Fallen"? He used to let rooms for 50 cents. Now he can apparently afford his own spin dryer. Sounds like he's moved up in the world to me.
Well, he's obviously been hitting the bottle: horrendous punctuation? Random capitalization? Poor, poor man.
I say you go into business. Tell him twice what they cost at home depot. Order one from their online store and ship it directly to him. PROFIT!
@Skanko: I hear there's a fortune to be made in spin dryer arbitrage. I think I'll send out some spam about it.
@Skanko - Or really why you concider making a contraction out of "That is" pluralization. :D
@Skanko - Sorry, dude. I'm sure karma will make me fuck up majorly on something soon so you can catch me at it. :D
@jay def - hahahah no need for sorries, it was laughing at it. if i make a mistake you can always call me out on it, especially when its funny.

I got an "OPEN THIS, DAMN YOU" today. It was the first time I've actually got one that I did think could be from someone I know.