"You asshole, answer" <- The subject line of another spam message. Apparently Spambots are getting more aggressive. :D

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-j. said, (259 days ago)

I got an "OPEN THIS, DAMN YOU" today. It was the first time I've actually got one that I did think could be from someone I know.

Bustie said, (259 days ago)

You realize that it's not far from there to them rising up and taking over, right?

-j. said, (247 days ago)

Reviving old thread...simply because I got this spam today and I don't know what to make of it:

"Hello Sir/Madam..
My name is Mr.Roger and i will like to know if you do carry The Laundry alternative spin dryer in stock for sales if yes i will like you to please get back to me with the Type you got in stock with there Prices and also the type of Credit Card you take for us to Process the order i will be awaiting on your e-mail with there Prices thanks.

Best regard..

Mr.Roger Miller"

Wait a minute. A spammer wants to give ME his credit card number? What the hell is this?

rethwyll said, (247 days ago)

Um, HELLO. I think the more important point is that it's from ROGER MILLER. Oh how the King of the Road has fallen.

-j. said, (247 days ago)

"Fallen"? He used to let rooms for 50 cents. Now he can apparently afford his own spin dryer. Sounds like he's moved up in the world to me.

rethwyll said, (247 days ago)

Well, he's obviously been hitting the bottle: horrendous punctuation? Random capitalization? Poor, poor man.

Jay Def said, (247 days ago)

Well, he's getting older.

Skanko said, (247 days ago)

I say you go into business. Tell him twice what they cost at home depot. Order one from their online store and ship it directly to him. PROFIT!

-j. said, (247 days ago)

@Skanko: I hear there's a fortune to be made in spin dryer arbitrage. I think I'll send out some spam about it.

Skanko said, (247 days ago)

That why they call me the "Idea Man"

-j. said, (247 days ago)

Oh, is that why.

Skanko said, (247 days ago)

Well, yes. But I'm not sure who "they" are.

Skanko said, (247 days ago)

Or where my pluralization has gone.

Jay Def said, (246 days ago)

@Skanko - Or really why you concider making a contraction out of "That is" pluralization. :D

Skanko said, (246 days ago)

@jay def - ouch. :-p WELL THEY DONT CALL ME THE GRAMMAR MAN.

Jay Def said, (246 days ago)

@Skanko - Sorry, dude. I'm sure karma will make me fuck up majorly on something soon so you can catch me at it. :D

Skanko said, (246 days ago)

@jay def - hahahah no need for sorries, it was laughing at it. if i make a mistake you can always call me out on it, especially when its funny.

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