Wolverine is a Huge Slut
http://www.uncannyxmen.net/images/article/relationship/relationshipmapv1.htm OR The X-Men Booty-Call Flowchart
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"Dashed line - signifies one of the parties is from an alternative reality"
Pretty much all of mine would be dashed lines, then.
Bustie said, (258 days ago)
Slash?
Nah, this is totally all substantiated. Which is why there's no line between Wolverine and Cyclops ('cause they keep that shit on the DL).
Jay Def said, (258 days ago)
I realize that, but I just figured he'd wanna get freaky with some mutants.
Naturelle Rivera said, (258 days ago)
there's a raven-haired hottie named jubilee on that list. WHY DOESNT SHE TELL US THESE THINGS.
Johnny! said, (258 days ago)
More people would know about Jubilee if Rogue wasn't already the kid-mutant superstar.
Or Kitty Pryde, for that matter.
ipe said, (258 days ago)
Naw, they were originally green, and then changed the outfit to yellow-pink-blue after, since people were unlikely to tell the difference between her and Tim Drake. Or was Jason Todd still alive then?
henry said, (258 days ago)
Also, Celisse, are you for serious that you did not know Jubilee got her username from Jubilee?
Bustie said, (258 days ago)
@ipe: That's true! They did used to be green!
On the other hand, eventually even she couldn't tell the difference: http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/asparrow.htm
Bustie said, (258 days ago)
@-j.: If only short and hairy was that much of a draw in real life, huh?
Naturelle Rivera said, (258 days ago)
heen -- uh, no, i did not know that. because I do not know anything about x-men but I do know enough English to know that it was totally A WORD before it was AN X-MEN CHARACTER.
poopface.
0MARCLEPINEWASRIGHT0 said, (258 days ago)
hahaaaaaaah, that's awesome.
also makes me realize that comic was pretty fucking lame
Bustie said, (258 days ago)
@Phro: I prefer to think that Jubilee! named herself after a party for a queen rather than a lame X-Men character, personally.
Johnny! said, (258 days ago)
Cory - I'll stomp you out right here and now, man. Don't you go dissing the X.
Bustie said, (258 days ago)
@Johnny: I gotta get Cory's back on this. This is late-Claremont X-men we're talking here.
0MARCLEPINEWASRIGHT0 said, (258 days ago)
@CM - . . .if you're talking about blue team/gold team era, I liked that. . . .but it got lame really quick. . .
I was all about the mutant titles, but they ship too much now. It's like they're trying too hard to get the hoes reading.
hoes already apparently read it, or you'd have had a hundred fan letters saying to kill off Gambit AND Rogue because they're fucking annoying.
0MARCLEPINEWASRIGHT0 said, (258 days ago)
. . .and ya know, there's more "comic book death" going on there than anywhere else.
0MARCLEPINEWASRIGHT0 said, (258 days ago)
@no - I liked the cartoon as much as the next guy when it first came out. . . .but it really started to piss me off, how they'd make new characters give the "i'm a loner dottie, a rebel" excuse, just so they wouldn't have to draw one more character.
and then of course, the year and a half of nothing but reruns.
Johnny! said, (258 days ago)
Pfft, I don't know what you're talking about man. The only characters I really hated from that show was the intergalactic game show/coliseum host type dude, Mordok or whatever the fuck. Also I hated Cable, but only cause his story arc went on for fucking ever.
Different strokes, mang.
0MARCLEPINEWASRIGHT0 said, (257 days ago)
no no, I mean how they'd get characters who are supposed to be on the team, but have them only appear for one episode.
Gambit wasn't even on the show more than like 2 times.
Archangel showed up one time, Colossus showed up one time, Bishop was on for maybe 2 episodes. I almost forgot Cable ever showed up, but that's a whole other team anyway.
but yeah, anytime they got one of these people, at the end they'd be like "sorry, I work alone. . ."
lazy fucks
Mojo was the galactic game show guy. He was a bit more fun in the comics than on the show (and he didn't turn anyone into a child on the show)
hahahahahahahaha that's rad. why isn't wolverine connected to cyclops? they've *totally* done it.