I met the hottest twin brothers at the gay dance club last night, only to lose them on the way to the dance floor. Sighhhhh

I got to pretend that I was a rich post-grad with a great job! (at least in terms of the drinks I was getting)

I fell in love with a blonde, green-eyed Italian girl when I was in college. One day I walked out of the Liberal Arts building to find her sitting with her identical twin sister.

I think my pupils experienced orgasm.