I think Diablo Cody poisoned or pissed on the stylist of 90210's purse dog, because she looks like a late 80s soap star. Also; DONNA MARTIN!
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Well, at least nobody will mistake you for her any more.
(A friend of mine saw Diablo Cody at a bowling alley a few months ago. Apparently, she writes her full name on the scoreboard.)

Yes, I watch the new 90210. I SAY THIS SANS SHAME.