I was working on a new post for a comedy blog I write for (pointlessbanter.net) and came up with a fake TV show. The point of the post is that these are terrible ideas. But I am now convinced it may be the BEST IDEA EVER. Which means that I either need to go to sleep, or not eat cupcakes after 10pm.
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slackmistress said, (335 days ago)
CUPCAKE. Singular. If it was cupcakes, I would have eaten THEM ALL.
I have a serious inability to keep delicious snacky foods in the house. So I have to buy ONE of everything. This makes me either INCREDIBLY AWESOME or horrendous to live with. Y'know, depending.
Although cupcakes piss me off, because they're supposed to be these easy to eat portable little cakes, right? Because we are so lazy, we even need to make cake easier to eat. Except that CUPCAKES ARE GINORMOUS and have to be eaten with a fork. Doesn't that make it a cake, then?
Incidentally, CUPCAKE is also the name of my band in Guitar Hero.
Khaaaaan said, (335 days ago)
I am so conflicted when I eat a cupcake. I like to take the top off and save it for last. But that makes the paper hard to get off of the stump.
FiZ said, (334 days ago)
@slack: I know this pain all too well. If I have +1 of something delicious in the house, I'll likely lose the battle of willpower.
Bustie said, (334 days ago)
I guess you can't build much of a sitcom premise on just one Cupcake. It gets eaten by the end of the first episode and then what?
Also: What you are describing is not a cupcake. It is a small cake. Anything bigger than the holes in those old cupcake tins is probably a cake, I think.
cupcakes?! don't bogart, man!