Hello. Madeleine Mary here. I feel like a blind man in a dark room on this here site. Reach out and touch me.

that's just fine. i'm having trouble figuring out this wacky new site. i guess it's slowly going to turn into goteamconsumating, but right now, it's like Zork.

welcome. From my experiences so far with this place, it'll either grow on you or you'll flee to theNTSH.

or both.

uh. sticking *it* out, that is.

have faith in the beard.

the good news is this site is so sparse indeed that i can browse it easily on my Palm browser, which is rather adorably called Blazer.