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Alli Ashtray
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Close friends with Steph, Alli Ashtray received her moniker after attending a frat party as a human ashtray. Apparently, she had passed out from drinking, and was awakened by the smell of her burning flesh. Various fraternity brothers had surrounded her, taking turns putting their cigarettes out on her arms and cheering. She later posted photos of her burnt arms and claimed, "It's cool. I'm OK!"

During her final days in NYC, she lived with Pauline, who describes her as the archetypal nightmare roommate. After she moved back to the suburbs of Boston, several dried up dead mice were found under her bed. She left behind ten Hefty bags full of garbage and clothing, forcing Pauline to haul them all to the curb herself. She also left behind a formidable stash of P1llz; she would eat these by the handful. Her stay with Pauline is an example of a Failed Internet Apartment.

A former cyber-lover of Josh Damad, she has confessed that she enjoys getting punched in the face during coitus. She also likes having sexual intercourse with strange, older men.

She left BME in a huff after posting some of her photography on the board that was roundly mocked by everybody except Courtney.

Status: Unknown, but will bang for drugs.

Conversation about her sexual exploits retrieved from antiquated archive:

damad: did you go to one of their houses or something?
alli hearts you: yeah my guy's house
alli hearts you: he lived near me
alli hearts you: and everything was secret
damad: thats awsome
alli hearts you: no one knew execpt our little group
damad: how did he find you?
alli hearts you: i met him at a bar
alli hearts you: they were playing this fucked up violent movie
alli hearts you: and we were both getting turned on
damad wants to directly connect.
alli hearts you is now directly connected.
damad: did he ask you to go home with him?
alli hearts you: yeah so he invited me back to his place
alli hearts you: yeah
alli hearts you: he gave me valium, and then we fucked
alli hearts you: and he gave me a bloody nose
alli hearts you: and after that, i was his
damad: did you know about the valium?
alli hearts you: yeah
alli hearts you: i like valium
damad: whats it do to you
alli hearts you: it makes me relaxed
alli hearts you: about anything
damad: what would you wear at his house?
alli hearts you: well usually i'd just wear a collar
alli hearts you: and nothing else
damad: like a dog collar?
alli hearts you: yeah just a plain leather collar
alli hearts you: sometimes lingerie, but not usually
alli hearts you: usually just naked
alli hearts you: haha
damad: So there were a bunch of guys he would share you with?
alli hearts you: yeah
alli hearts you: well they liked it when i gagged
alli hearts you: they would grab my hair and pull it
alli hearts you: and just shove my face wherever they wanted
alli hearts you: or they'd tie me up and face fuck me
damad: tie you up with what
damad: and would you be laying down?
alli hearts you: rope usually
alli hearts you: yeah they'd tie me to a bed and fuck me
alli hearts you: or sit on my face
alli hearts you: and smack me when i wasn't doing what they liked
damad: like what?
alli hearts you: like if i cried out, or gagged, or tried not to swallow
alli hearts you: or they'd cum on my face and then smack me for being such a whore
damad: fuck that is so hot
alli hearts you: and if i ever came while they were fucking me, they'd kick my ass
damad: what would they do?
alli hearts you: they'd take turns fisting me or spanking me
alli hearts you: they'd call me a fucking slut, a cunt
damad: did it hurt you dirty girl?
alli hearts you: it hurt real good
alli hearts you: especially when i gagged on their cocks, or when they hit me in the face
damad: i bet you were a mess
alli hearts you: yeah i was covered in cum and in bruises
alli hearts you: i would be shouting
alli hearts you: i always wanted them to whip me, but they didn't
alli hearts you: cause they knew i would like it
damad: nice
alli hearts you: i would let them piss on me
alli hearts you: if they wanted
damad: what a whore.
alli hearts you: i'm such a dirty little whore
alli hearts you: they made me feel like i was their toy
damad: where would they piss on you?
alli hearts you: on my face, on my tits
alli hearts you: everywhere
alli hearts you: and i'd lick them clean
damad: were you in the bathroom?
alli hearts you: nope
alli hearts you: on the bed
damad: crazy
damad: did you swallow their piss?
alli hearts you: if they wanted me to
alli hearts you: which they did, sometimes
damad: did you like it?
alli hearts you: if they wanted me to like it, i loved it
alli hearts you: but i cried for mercy
damad: what would you say
alli hearts you: i would beg them to stop
alli hearts you: and they'd hit me
damad: daang
alli hearts you: and i'd choke, and they'd strangle me