Pirate Update

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/03/pirates_of_somalia.html

They aren't kicking ass any more. This makes me sad.

I am too, but look, we've become so neutered that these guys just ran amok for months.

And the poor bastards look like they're starving. Which they are.

Nooo! My beloved pirates! You can turn this around!