WHY?!
I like!
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WordNerd said, (370 days ago)
it's a cookbook called, natural harvest: a collection of semen based recipes. there's a natural harvest flan featured on the cover.
I can't imagine anyone actually going through the process of collecting the recipes, let alone anything else.
Skanko said, (370 days ago)
i think michelle posted this a while back, its fucking honestly nasueating to think of jizz in my food.
Oz said, (370 days ago)
But how much Jizz would it take to make flan? How does it store? Can a guy whack off enough in one night for the recipe?
"Alright, I went to the store for the sugar, we have everything else, here stud, fill up the cup"
Bmanda said, (370 days ago)
Sick. I love flan but will now think of custard substitute until I can intoxicate this thought away.
bold as love said, (370 days ago)
If jizz tasted like flan or tiramisu, I'd be more apt to swallow and give more head.
Salomea said, (370 days ago)
Hmmm. I wonder if the people complaining about the taste are just sleeping with the wrong boys.
Skanko said, (370 days ago)
@tiff - b/c if we could ejaculate skittles, we'd all stay home eating skittles all day.
and that would hurt the dickhole probably.
Ethan said, (370 days ago)
I always assumed this book was an elaborate joke. I'm still not convinced it isn't!
Ethan said, (370 days ago)
I mean seriously:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
AVAILABLE IN MANY, IF NOT MOST, HOMES AND RESTAURANTS.
That's hilarious shit right there, man.
Skanko said, (370 days ago)
What RESTAURANTS SERVE JIZZ? I want to avoid those completely. That's GOTTA be a health code violation.
Mrs. Cakes said, (370 days ago)
@salomea, or maybe you're just cum hungry and would like anything they put in your mouth? IDK IDK! It's a strange world. I'm still weirded out that someone doesn't like flan minus the semen.
Matthew... said, (370 days ago)
Salomea's not all off. It is possible to alter the taste... just depends on diet.
Mrs. Cakes said, (370 days ago)
It totally is easy to alter the taste (everyone knows that, btw), but I don't care how much damn pineapple they eat, it's never going to be a walk in the park.
Salomea said, (370 days ago)
Ack. That was not meant to imply that you weren't picky. Ooops. But in any case, I am.
Mrs. Cakes said, (370 days ago)
Somehow, I do NOT get that impression from you at all. But hey man, like I said, it's ok. Doesn't matter how I perceive you, it's how you feel about YOURSELF that matters.
Salomea said, (370 days ago)
Uhm, sure. I've only ever been involved with 3 people, so... I don't know how slutty I am supposed to perceive myself as.
Bustie said, (370 days ago)
What's awful is that it's actually a very pretty, very appetizing-looking photo.
Naturelle Rivera said, (370 days ago)
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WordNerd said, (370 days ago)
I'll never be able to enjoy miracle whip again.
insert that picture of the baby bunny crying here.
Leanne said, (370 days ago)
holy shit. sick. i've heard of artists making paint out of such bodily fluids, but never food....ohhhh godddd
as if I didn't hate flan enough...